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The Dunce Cap Road Map

"We believe in Dunce Capital. Against all odds. And advice."

infrastructure isn't just the backend of a functioning financial ecosystem, its a vague buzzword we use to justify vibes, delegation, and soft chaos. 


Instead of building things ourselves, we proudly launched on Believe Launchpad(TM), a platform known for giving underprepared projects exactly the kind of support they think they deserve.


"At Believe Launchpad, we dont just back projects, we enable dreams - regardless of feasibility. When Dunce Capital approached us with their idea to create a decentralized account with no accountability, we knew we were witnessing history. Or at least content."   - Chaz Evergreen, VP of Project Onboarding & Exit Monitoring 


What Our Infrastructure Actually Includes: 


- Smart contract deployment (audited in spirit) 

- Liquidity setup (loosely supervised) 

- Token distribution plan (its a vibe-based model) 

- Launch hype cycle (we trended for 6 minutes so far)

- Account-like feel with none of the legal nonsense


Dunce Capital: Infrastructure Overview 


- Gas fees rebranded as 'maintenance charges' 

- Community ledger where everyone's confused together 

- Absolutely no insurance, but deployed the believe Stability Engine(TM) 

- A pie chart 

- WordPress plug-in 

- A Google Sheet that says 'were good' 


you're not just investing in a token, you're opening a Crypto Account(TM) with Dunce Capital - the only decentralized financial entity that dares to say: "We don't manage your money. We host it."




MEET THE DUNCE CAP TEAM

Chad Forkwright

Trevor "No Code" McChain

Chad Forkwright

 

Title: Founder, CEO 

Background:

Chad spent the last four years "rebranding" a rug.  He then Founded Dunce Cap after misreading a Medium article about capital efficiency.  Famous for claiming his ledger is emotional, not technical.

Credentials:

  • Hasn't deployed a single contract but does own an ENS domain
  • Watched most of Vitaliks videos
  • Says he knows Satoshi's cousin
  • Level 5 in Discord (Organic)

Trig Cryptolet

Trevor "No Code" McChain

Chad Forkwright

 

Title: Lead Developer / Self-Taught Solidity Survivor

Background:

Wrote the $DUNCE contract in a Google Doc and copy-pasted it from Stack Overflow. Known for saying “gas optimized” without knowing what it means.

Credentials:

  • Built a clicker game once
  • Lost access to the deployer wallet (temporarily)
  • Types really fast in group chats

Trevor "No Code" McChain

Trevor "No Code" McChain

Trevor "No Code" McChain

 

Title: Head of Compliance / Certified Rule Ignorer

Background:

Responsible for making sure Dunce Cap does not follow any existing regulations creatively. Believes legal grey areas are “playgrounds for innovation.”

Credentials:

  • Took a law class on YouTube
  • Writes disclaimers in Comic Sans
  • Consulted for a DAO that no longer exists

Claudia Dumpeth

Finnegan S. Pump

Trevor "No Code" McChain

 

 

Title: Tokenomics Architect / Spreadsheet Alchemist

Background:

Runs simulations based entirely on memes and vibes. Invented the “time-locked loyalty loop,” which may or may not be a Ponzi. Says things like “supply elasticity” without flinching.

Credentials:

  • Google Sheet has 47 tabs
  • Known for pivoting projects mid-pitch
  • Favorite quote "ROI is a mindset"

Finnegan S. Pump

Finnegan S. Pump

Finnegan S. Pump

 

Title: Marketing Director / Stealth Hype Technician

Background:

Nobody knows what Finnegan looks like. He appears only during price pumps and deletes messages before they’re read. Built the brand identity on 12% fact, 88% illusion.

Credentials:

  • Verified on Twitter (briefly)
  • Famously launched 7 testnet tokens all on mainnet at once
  • Once dated someone in Web3

Rina Walletburn

Finnegan S. Pump

Finnegan S. Pump

 

Title: Community Lead / Discord Referee

Background:

Keeps the chaos barely contained. Fluent in 4 forms of passive aggression and 2 meme dialects. Runs contests, bans spammers, and emotionally supports mods.

Credentials:

  • Once held a Twitter Space that lasted 9 hours
  • Made 3 people cry (inspirationally)
  • Has a sticker pack on Telegram with her face

DISCLAIMER

  


$DUNCE is a satirical and community-driven project created for entertainment and educational purposes. This is not financial, investment, or marketing advice. Participation in $DUNCE is entirely at your own risk. The cryptocurrency market volatile, and you should conduct your own research before making any financial decisions. All images, artwork, and branding associated with $DUNCE are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representative of any company, corporation, trademark or franchise. Any similarities to existing characters, entities, or brands are purely coincidental. $DUNCE exists in the realm of controlled chaos, and while we mock certain industries, we encourage ethical engagement in the crypto space. Welcome to Dunce Capital.


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